Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego