Dad jokes.
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
I never had a dad to tell me any.
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Baghdad!
This joke will be back someday
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Treason
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Baghdad
A potato.
Data!
Mufasa!
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
I didnt have either growing up
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
In their dadabase.
Pop-cycle
Because it was cheesier said than done.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Dad.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
With its buccaneers!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
The hip replacement guy. /dad
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Cat gut.
Ask your dad.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
In a moooo-tel.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Thanks for sediments
Mom and Dad.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
It's your dad.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
The swine flu.
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Waba Fett
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Hamster.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
For the pun of it.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
I don't think they'll fit me.
A Popsicle.
Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old
That's my buoy!
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I can't even...
Christian Slater.
Russell Flow
A hue man.
Harambre
Because they're cantaloupes.
Tibet
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Because it wasn't his real dad
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
