How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.