How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.