With its buccaneers!
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
I never had a dad to tell me any.
A buccaneer!
In his buccaneer.
Wet.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.