How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.