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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)