How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)