Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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He might Pikachu.

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Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.