Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
The aye
It was a soft drink.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A buccaneer.
With its buccaneers!
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"