Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!