Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit