Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!