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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE