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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!