Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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It hurts when IP.

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Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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He had a bee in his suit of armour!