How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.