How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.