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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.