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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.