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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.