What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.