What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.