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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots