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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.