What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.