What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.