What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.