What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."