What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.