What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.