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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.