What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.