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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Dry ice lacks of water.

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Kushie kushie koo

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Pasta la vista, baby!

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Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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A melon

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Because they are planted in the spring!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon