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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.