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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Elton John Chin Jokes More Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.