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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.