What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.