What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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Jiggle its balls

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

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What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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