Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Hg wells

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Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace