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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.