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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.