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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.