What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.