What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you