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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.