What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.