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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!