What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"