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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light