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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light