Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen