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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*