Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.