Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova