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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.