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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.