Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim