San Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

San Andreas Jokes More San Andreas Jokes

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...