San Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.