San Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Where you left it

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At the Klondike Bar.

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.