San Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Putout

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

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