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Font Jokes

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

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Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Sans Sheriff Jokes More Sans Sheriff Jokes

What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Represent Jokes More Represent Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop?

A spokesperson.

Alphabet Soup Jokes More Alphabet Soup Jokes

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.