Font Jokes

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct