Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
No one wants to be comic sans.
Times New Ramen
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Sans Sheriff.
Sans Scarif
Serifs up, dude!
Because you already read it.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Because it had too many threads.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Khaloumi.
A Khalculator
Rugs and kisses!
You use tulips.
Sans Sheriff!
A crushed Asian
Yoda
Cross-country
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He wanted Mark Antony!