Font Jokes

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.