Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
No one wants to be comic sans.
Times New Ramen
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Sans Sheriff.
Sans Scarif
Serifs up, dude!
They're stuck at C for years
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Don't touch this.
Do not touch.
When you're talking about choices.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
A mahjong face
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Because they don't want the siren to die.
Khaloumi.
Idk, but they sure are hot.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
Frodough.
Cashews.