Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
No one wants to be comic sans.
Times New Ramen
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Sans Sheriff.
Sans Scarif
Serifs up, dude!
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
The latter represents people that win.
Microwaves!
Bay-Con
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Nunja.
Quackbooks!
An HTC One M8.
Quack.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Coincerned
Endwarfins
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Cross-Country
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
