Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

April Sale

We've Got This Love Thing Down

$5.99

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

You might also enjoy:

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'