Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?

Your name

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.