Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Who's there! Annabel! Annabel who?

Annabel would be useful on this door!