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Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...