Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.