Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.