Dothraki Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

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Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Annabel! Annabel who?

Annabel would be useful on this door!

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk