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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen