What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.