What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds