What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Their hips.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...