A toddler can count past two...
The gun has only one trigger
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
Their hips.
Because he can't make 3's
Because then World War 3 would never happen