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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds