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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen