April Sale - 20% Off

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Previous Random Joke Next
Gabe Newell Jokes More Gabe Newell Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

World War 3 Jokes More World War 3 Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*