Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.