Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.