They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
World War 2
Because then World War 3 would never happen
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
A Global Offensive.
Because they'd Russia lot
Target Practice.
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Kim Kardashian's face.
Because she might Let it Go
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
A blinkin' light
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Enough to make one President.
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
All your stuff has been donated to charity
A dog with pawlitical experience.