World War Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

World War 2 Jokes More World War 2 Jokes

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!