There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
World War 2
Because then World War 3 would never happen
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
A Global Offensive.
Because they'd Russia lot
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Target Practice.
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?
They'll both bite at anything!
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Crimea River
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Because he was grounded!
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
They both couldn't vote before 1920
