What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!