What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.