What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor