What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!