Because he's Arminion.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
