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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)