What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.