What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!