What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.