What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.