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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.