Q
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
One had to P.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
A sawhorse!
A lot of crackling on the line!
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
F.B.I.