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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.