What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.