What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.