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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.