What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.