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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

European Jokes More European Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.