What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!