What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!