What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.