European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What are you in the bathroom?

European

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!