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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What are you in the bathroom?

European

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What's a specimen?

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Eastern European Jokes More Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.