Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.