Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.