Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

You might also enjoy:

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you in the bathroom?

European

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.