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Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

European Jokes More European Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!