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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.