Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!