How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.