How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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You don't know man, you weren't there!

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One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.