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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.