Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.