Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.