Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.