Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.