Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.