What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.