What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss