Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Because the pedals fell off.
A good vacuum cleaner!
An octopuss!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Because they're out-standing in their field.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
