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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."