What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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There was some money in the kitty!

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss