What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss