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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.