What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

How many cats?

One.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.