What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!