What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!