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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!