How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.