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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!