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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.