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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!