How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!