Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!