Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!