How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.