How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.