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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands