The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
The captain's log.
Find what you're booking for
Jerky.
The handsome the caring and the majority.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
You have amazing eyes.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Steaks.
