How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie