How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely