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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.