Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level