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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why is this wet?

She asks. "Because it's below C level."