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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Why is this wet?

She asks. "Because it's below C level."