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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Why is this wet?

She asks. "Because it's below C level."

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.