If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
They know their knots.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Stop, drop, and roll
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
Just be *honest* with it man...
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
The baby can't carry the mother.
Labor day.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Because someone stole his boat.
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
