If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
This joke will be back someday
In their dadabase.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
In-ya-window
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
The MOMbo.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Because someone stole his boat.
