He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes!
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
They both like saggy balls.
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Let's bond!
Up and atom!
You don't - they're born that way.
A gristly bear.
Because they are humerus
Because 7, 10, 11!
No tomatoes.
