He took a forrest dump.
A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes!
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
Because he has down syndrome
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Only two more sleeps until Christmas.
They both know when you are sleeping.
Depends what you want it to change into...
Attila the Bun.
Pi-curious.
He's from Team Rocket
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
To meter you.
Steppenwolf
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
High Seas Dead People