He took a forrest dump.
A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes!
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
It was all-oink-lusive.
I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"
2 Na
The boat.
The players all drowned in spring training.
A wok-through.
Two. Obviously.
Her food is potion-controlled.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Fish and Ships
Bobby Fillet
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
His hand caught fire.
