Tom Jokes

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Who's that running?

Not Tom

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

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Bed rock

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe