He took a forrest dump.
A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes!
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
Punny ones
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
Vaporeon
It was all-oink-lusive.
High Seas Dead People
Spit, swallow, gargle.
The grip.
You rocket.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
A cruiseifixion.
He walks into a bra.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
A farmer
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
