He took a forrest dump.
A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes!
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
Steppe by steppe.
Europe
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
A religious movement.
High Seas Dead People
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
Out of bounce.
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It was counter-inuitive.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
She heard he was in a few good men.
A cruiseifixion.
