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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Boo Bee Jokes More Boo Bee Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

Scary Bee Jokes More Scary Bee Jokes

What do you call a scary bee?

A boo bee.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees