What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.