What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.