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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!