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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.