What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)