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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.