Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.