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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.