Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.