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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.