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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.