Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!