Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!