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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now