Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.