Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher