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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.