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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!