Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road...

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!