Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.