Because they don't have anybody to go with.
A skeleTON.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because it had nobody to go with.
It's near-humerus.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
They bone
A trombone!
With the bare-bones approach.
They don't.
Because all they can do is bone.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
The hide and seek champion.
They're drop dead gorgeous!
Because he had to go with.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
He didn't have the guts for it.
He didn't have any body to go with him.
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
Because they always have an anti-body
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Bon'nichiwa
Because he doesn't have a brain
Because he was skint.
All his work was pro bono.
By Bony Express.
He had "No body " to go with.
Because it had no guts.
On a telebone.
A skele**ton**.
He had no body to go with.
Because he had no body to go with!
One with plenty of body in it.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Because he had no body to dance with!
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
A skeleTon
S*pine* trees!
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
He had no body to go with!
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Long time, no sea.
He didn't have the guts
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Because they got no body to dance with!
Because he had no body to go with
Because he had no guts.
Because it had nobody.
They're both raining bodies
Because it was already attendin'.
A tree has limbs.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
Because he was shellfish.
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Because he was Snowden
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Would you like ketchup with your chips
To e or not to e that is the question.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Because they're stuck up
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Dos y dos
A tor-tia.
