Because they don't have anybody to go with.
A skeleTON.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because it had nobody to go with.
It's near-humerus.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
They bone
A trombone!
With the bare-bones approach.
They don't.
Because all they can do is bone.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
The hide and seek champion.
They're drop dead gorgeous!
Because he had to go with.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
He didn't have the guts for it.
He didn't have any body to go with him.
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
Because they always have an anti-body
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Bon'nichiwa
Because he doesn't have a brain
Because he was skint.
All his work was pro bono.
By Bony Express.
He had "No body " to go with.
Because it had no guts.
On a telebone.
A skele**ton**.
He had no body to go with.
Because he had no body to go with!
One with plenty of body in it.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Because he had no body to dance with!
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
A skeleTon
S*pine* trees!
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
He had no body to go with!
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Long time, no sea.
He didn't have the guts
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Because they got no body to dance with!
Because he had no body to go with
Because he had no guts.
Because it had nobody.
Because its the first date
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Because they're still alive.
Leave them to slug it out.
Claude!
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
It weighed too much for its scales!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Nobody knows.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
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Please step out of the vehicle sir.
