Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.