Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."