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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.