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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel