Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.