Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel