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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.