Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.