Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Because they got no organs.

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He had no body to go with!

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Because of the synths.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.