Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!