Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.