Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!