Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

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Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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