Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.