What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel