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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.