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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er