What do you get when you cross a philos...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.