What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.