What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog