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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.