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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.