What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog