Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Mother Flea Jokes More Mother Flea Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.