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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Mother Flea Jokes More Mother Flea Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.